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"So, Neji." Shikamaru asked after a while, glancing up at him with a noticeable smirk.

"Most people get the ears and tails of their animal to call. Since you have swan feathers on your ears, does that mean you have feathers on your ass?"

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"Do you understand how sex between two men works?"

"Nh... up the ass, right?" Gaara replied, distracting himself by stroking and petting Itachi's tail.

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He glanced over his shoulder and wasn't surprised to see Sasuke was cuddled up against him. Even the Uchiha's tail had curled around him. He blushed from his predicament and the fact that he didn't want to wake the teen. He enjoyed where he was, despite the heat.

"Sasuke! Shikamaru! Wake up, breakfast is done!" Itachi's voice carried through the door and Shikamaru felt like cursing the man. For someone who claimed to want them together, he was acting like a perfect cock-block.